bitchesbcrazy79 asked: I like boys but I don't want to go to H-E-Double Hockey Sticky. What if Satan is gay and he makes me his bitch????

first off


and who cares that just means you are going to be his main bitch if not you have to eliminate the competition.

  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay